Inspired by Mr. Blutarsky, these shirts are the least specific beach fan shirt you can get – but with the added fin to keep you off of double secret probation.

Wear it to the grocery store and look cool.  Or wear it to your favorite vacation spot and tell everyone you’re a beach fan without buying the overpriced souvenir shirt at the local beach shop.

Thank you sir may I have another?  Sure!  Three different colors to choose from.

100% cotton.